..not to wash his hands of the issue ..but greasy,grimey,germy plumber hands are the only kind of hands that the Mushroom Kingdom trusts for it's healthcare needs!! Apperantly ..either Mario really's not a very good plumber n' has to fall back his Doctor job when Drano,wrenchin' n' screwdrivin' ain' payin' the bills.. or there's really just some confusion in power. Mario can baisically do anything the f7ck he wants. He could jump off the Golden Gate Bridge ;naked into a bucket of soft-boiled crawdads.. it wouldn't matter. He's the king of Nintendo.. brain surgery ?? Hysterectomy ?? Colon Cancer ?? Groin pull ?? ..no problem..
..trust Dr.Mario !!
This is all very trivial to the 'Chill' Virus. Nothin' matters when you're micro n' tryin' to make mushrooms sick. Matching Blue Megavitamins are the only known cure. Studies show that three blue in a row will cuase a chain-reaction and destroy Chill.
I take vitamins everyday in the morning, so don't worry about me. Dr. Wario was good a good game, ha ha! Nice work, tOkKa. Bill, I knew you could do it! I like the colors and all the crazy action you got goin' on. I'd visit Dr. Mario for all my neurogical and deremtoligal need,........he sounds like a very accountable and trustworthy doctror.
ZE CHILLEH VIRUS HAS GONE INSAAANEEE
..i go so bats ..i wanna throw the controler thru' the TV !!